I am going to root for bloated jQuery to save my life!
$('.tpm_sensors').forEach(function(sensor) { if (sensor.pressure < threshold) fixBeforeIDie(); });
vs:
var tpm_sensors = document.getElementsByClassName('tpm_sensors'); for (var i = 0, len = tpm_sensors.length; i < len; i++) { var sensor = tpm_sensors[i]; if (sensor.pressure < threshold) fixBeforeIDie(); }