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Or a 3x3x3x3 hypercube?

C++ is definitely in some other dimension.

I don't suppose there's any chance we can send it back?

Trick it into saying its name backwards?

Three times?

unless it is part of an assignment statement, a conditional, or a loop, it will have the same effect.

That's writing the name backwards.

Where's Gene Ray when you need him?