Edit: looks like somebody already posted it while I got distracted reading it.
You claim it's a fun read, but I think you can only claim that if you decided to actually read it. And the evidence points to the fact that you very obviously didn't.
Which is why most workplaces require any kind of relations like this to be declared in writing to HR or in some cases forbidden all together.
Clinton did hand over emails, and the deletions were vetted by lawyers and government officials. She did this back in 2014, two years before the election.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary_Clinton_email_controve...
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary_Clinton_email_controve...
Oh, and the Clinton email controversy only had 0.6% of the emails involved in the Bush email controversy.