Hilariously enough, Carplay is actually standard on Camrys now (even the cheapest base model).
What a weird time to buy a car.
There are opensource projects [1] to implement android auto, so perhaps if someone runs that on a modded tesla, and gets a bunch of youtube views it might embarrass tesla into implementing it properly.
[1]: https://github.com/gartnera/headunit/tree/master/ubuntu