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I think the next programming language I write will be named the Software Programming Language.

Mine will be called simply Programming Language.

How about A Programming Language https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/APL_(programming_language)? Yeah, that's the ticket.

And a recursive acronym to boot!

Mine will be a scripting language called Compiler

Mine will be called lang. The docs can be found on the official website, langlang.org of course.