It supposedly was the tradition at Intel to, on finding a unlocked desktop, to fire up Outlook and send a message just reading "I love you" to the person's manager.
I don't know if this really happened.
I don't know if this really happened.
After the Nth time of him being hypocritical and leaving his own machine unlocked when he went out of the room I made a scheduled event that popped up with "update complete, rebooting" and then restarted his machine, set to run randomly once a day between 9-5.
People rarely leave their machines unlocked anymore :)