Please. If you're having medical problems, consult a doctor. Don't let hacker news speculate a diagnosis like in this post.
And don't get a dog to detect your seizures.
Convulsive seizures are also very dangerous, and often result in bodily injury, hospitalization, status epilepticus (a long lasting seizure which may result in brain damage), or SUDEP (sudden unexpected death in epilepsy)
Researcher Jacqueline French regarding delays in epilepsy diagnosis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muPWaW-1Bqk
Open discussions of health issues and understanding that one is not alone can be both encouraging and directly helpful in pursuing a better diagnostic outcome.
That being said, I'm sure there are online forums for doctors out there like HN or StackExchange or Reddit with their own hilarious troll culture.