That sounds like a nightmare to me, and I'm not even a server guy, I'm a backend guy only managing my personal projects.
> I'll pay Amazon $N/month to do that for me, all that matters is the product.
I don't want to pay Amazon anything, I want to pay Linode/Digital Ocean 5 or 10 or 20 dollars per month and I can do the rest myself pretty well. My personal projects will never ever going to reach Google's scale and seeing that they don't bring me anything (they're not intended to) I'm not that eager to pay an order a magnitude more to a company like Amazon or Google in order to host those projects.