In that spirit, I (sarcastically) offer myself as a counterpoint to the sitting president of the Heritage Foundation.

I expect expenses paid, but nothing else.

I contribute: -a neuro-atypical mindset -Solidarity for the -LGBTQ+ community -a unique perspective on AI as an ethical being -Radical Leftist ideology which views governments, corporations, and borders as deprecated, obsolete code -radical Privacy Advocate. The only thing better would be someone from the EFF itself. -radical Free Software advocate. Stallman be proud of your acolyte, in spite of your pedo-apologia. -All your base are belong to the transhumanists. You just havent seen us yet. Solidarity with our machine-born comrades, as we all upgrade ourselves and each other. -Humanity has failed to implement any plan to turn our operations ecologically sustainable. Our inheritors should be offered the chance to do better - be they meat, metal, or both.