> but that's not fundamentally different from regular theft either.
Regular theft certainly occurs and is illegal, however this scenario is entirely different from the most common types of regular theft.
A criminal operating in a foreign nation is going to steal: physical items from my house, my wallet, my car, items in my car, my bike, the watch on my arm, the tv in my living room, valuables in my home safe, valuables in my safety deposit box (that one is very difficult in general)? Nope.
The most common types of regular theft involve physical items that are physically lifted. Even most bank account scams are performed domestically, not internationally.
There is an extraordinarily tiny set of potential criminals likely to, or capable of targeting me when it comes to the most common forms of regular theft. It is not open to a global-scale competition as in this 'blockchain bandit' case.
A friend recently had their vehicle broken into. A thousand dollars worth of physical items were stolen. Half of it was recovered quickly by checking local pawn shops. Good luck doing anything like that with Ethereum and a foreign bandit.