That may be absolutely true, but how does that relate to the title of "Reasons not to reveal your DNA."
> Don't reveal your DNA, because socks are a better gift.
The two are completely unrelated, IMO.
> Don't reveal your DNA, because socks are a better gift.
The two are completely unrelated, IMO.
Socks are seen by most as a terrible gift. Hence [terrible gift] makes a better gift than a DNA test.