Just go to a state school like a normal person.
It might make sense to do this kind of thing as a personal reflection or inducement to growth, but the article itself makes the author seem mostly self-aggrandizing and smug.
But I was a real shit -- probably worse, honestly -- at 18, so who am I to judge the form that this reflection takes?
There's nothing abnormal about you Ryan. I hope you find something interesting and educational to do. I'm excited to see where you end up.
What a horrible thing to say to someone! That is equivalent to saying "You are not unique in any way Ryan".