Help me! I find the safety razor handles to be way too small. To me they feel like they were made for children. I would like them to be about 40% longer than they are. Can you point me to any safety razors with handles at least as big as the Gillette Mach 3’s, preferably even bigger?

I purchased a Merkur because it had awesome reviews, then got their “large” size but they’re both laughably small IMHO.

P.S. I claim I’m older and boringer, but I wasn’t smart enough to snag that username ;)