> Of course, the JVM has plenty of issues supporting alternative languages too, for example lack of tail-call optimisations,
That's true (and will be addressed), but that's a problem that can be fixed by adding a feature, not removing a central one, which is why I said that both Java and .NET have made mistakes, and reified generics was one of .NET's.
> or switch-on-type, for functional languages.
There is no difficulty supporting that. In fact, the Java language is about to get that without JVM changes. Perhaps you mean switching on A<Foo> and A<Bar>, where Foo and Bar are reference types (and possible with a subtype relationship between them), well even Haskell can't do that, and if there was a language that thought this is a good idea, it would be able to do it quite easily.