Fine: replace "living" with "sentient". Do you still have a snarky answer?
EDIT: Your concern as to whether I was snarky in my response glossed over the fact that there is an answer. Let's talk about that instead of proving my "snark" as the more important yet correct part.
Look at your sibling comment for an example of a comment made by someone who actually cares about discussion and not winning stupid word wars. You both said the same thing in essence, but they don't come off as a prick.