God, how much I love these hand-written html pages. They send a powerful message that the writing there is very serious, interesting, and down to business. Just like a beautiful LaTeX formatting for a paper.
Agreed, no “click through to see the top ten” here.
You are using Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:60.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/60.0. You are wearing red.
What?
It means you have JavaScript enabled.
Inspect the element. It's cute.
'This website does not put pieces of poo disingenuously called "cookies" on your computer.'