So please, throw some for(i=0;i<10000;i++) loops in there. My productivity depends on it.
A user once complained that a job was running too long. After some research, I found something like this (SLEEP 10 seconds) inside a loop. I removed it. The batch time went from 7 hours down to 23 minutes. The user thought I was a genius. When I told my client (the IT manager) what I had done, he was pissed. He said, "You should have changed it to a SLEEP 5, so we had something to give him the next time he complained."
You got me to thinking. I have lots of old stories that would appear to be stolen jokes if you didn't know any better. One of my favorites is the user who wanted a list of SKUs not on the computer. Still haven't figured out what he was thinking.
Yes, I do in fact store every single link I ever read on reddit in my brain.
I only submit here.
Different language.
Different PHB.
Different result.
The programmer showered and shaved.
As a bonus, you get a search box.
Otherwise, it'd be amazing.
i don't think your gonna get them to add needless loops :)