Not to be a downer on your joke, but if we had more doctors, medical care might be cheaper, which would also save lives.
I had a joke about bad PMs...if you can be replaced by a spreadsheet in a shared folder you are probably a bad PM.
I think having tons of bad doctors is probably a worse way to solve the high price if medical care than just having better shifting of work within healthcare to apps, therapists, telemedicine, and nurses.
Great PMs are awesome and way less important than great doctors since usually people don’t die from non-great PMs.