If you really wanted it to work: In my opinion the best way for something like this to gain traction would be to start small and make it exclusive. Make yourself the gatekeeper to a startup marketing nirvana rather than driving a race to the bottom. Play matchmaker with hot startups (taking a commission of course) - perhaps one of the niche app hosts want to pair up with a popular new domain name generator, or maybe you can find the next set of games to sell as a bundle. It sounds like a lot of work (and I'm sure that it would be) but the fact is that startups already have too many ways to find each other - a much more valuable proposition is someone willing to do the legwork. If you are able to generate enough interest in what you're doing, automating it and making it public might become an option in the future.
tl;dr I don't think hackers understand the value of what you're suggesting, even though I think it's valuable. Create demand and prove your method first.