More seriously, I've found that a bluetooth keyboard with built-in pointer is my favorite remote. I treat the TV as a monitor and operate MythTV or Firefox to go to Netflix or Pandora from the couch.
I confess, I do have a second remote to control the audio. I could never tolerate the sound of built-in speakers in any TV. My media computer sends the video to the TV via one HDMI connection and digital audio to the hifi receiver via another HDMI port. So, I change volume as well as other downmix or night-mode options on the receiver, leaving the PC audio settings constant.
I have a 1080p TV, but the only time I've really cared is certain 1080i PBS shows, with natural landscape scenes deinterlaced via MythTV. Otherwise, 720p seems fine. It feels to me that every provider is optimizing their compression levels for an audience who is less picky than me. Usually, I am bothered more by inconsistent compression than absolute resolution.
What a terribly decadent life we've found ourselves living.
None of my stuff seems to do this, but isn't there something for HDMI that allows bidirectional stuff to allow a device to control the volume and whatnot?
It sounds dumb, but it is a major barrier for both of my parents. I ended up just switching them both to Harmony remotes that I preprogrammed, which is far from ideal and most people won't want to do that.