Whenever you claim no algorithm can do something that a human can, you must ask yourself: what does the computer lack that a human might posses?

In this case, there are indeed machine learning algorithms that can do this task.

http://ieeexplore.ieee.org/xpl/freeabs_all.jsp?arnumber=5533...

Except perhaps by recognizing Marilyn Monroe and knowing enough about her to realize she is is room temperature at the moment.

If I wrote an algorithm that choose Scarlett Johansson, who is to say my algorithm doesn't work.

Hot when? A better example would be Scarlett Johansson and a contemporary.