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The Flathead Beacon has some good ones too. Recent: July 18: "10:08 a.m. A Kalispell resident called 911 because she had read in the police blotter that law enforcement rescued a ferret and she was curious if she could have it. Police informed her that they did not keep the ferret."

https://flatheadbeacon.com/section/police-blotter/

Uh oh there was another loud music related police blotter this week! Someone yelled at a driver playing loud music and punched his car, leaving a dent. Both parties were charged with disorderly conduct.

The best part is that it is more likely they just think they left change in the car but forgot they spent it.