Military Dolphins

A friend of mine trained dolphins for the military. He would serendipitously slip it into conversation now and again.

"After college I tried pro surfing, when that didn't work I trained dolphins for the military, then I went to med school."

Turns out training dolphins is a really crappy job! Where you have to scuba dive down into pitch black ocean waters at 4am and wait to be "saved" by a rescue dolphin. That is before something else may eat you.