Or maybe I'm a crank and need to lighten up. That's why I'm asking.
Google runs this (or an internal version) of this service to make sure people serving third party ads aren't sending sensitive data. At one of my past companies our customers would send out email marketing campaigns that contained URLs with tracking parameters with PII. We wound up having to just strip off any query parameters we didn't explicitly need because Google kept flagging us for PII leaks caused by our customers.
So yeah, there's a lot of noise. But, people are listening out there!
> I don't trust new developers to make that determination.
Ignoring this issue is a sign of professional immaturity. Recommend you view it as an opportunity to educate the younger members of your team. Show them the power of a solid CLI toolbox that respects your privacy while delivering solid performance.
Still, you shouldn't be dogmatic about it. Webapp tools can be useful for understanding a new programming language or API. Just be judicious.
Security-related scanners are a tough one though. Free XSS scanners, free TLS cert checkers: The best intentions can result in unintended disclosure. Developers have it constantly beaten into their head "Security! Security! Security!" and are often given nothing more than an OWASP cheat-sheet, so I can totally understand and empathize with the thought process that leads someone to plug a company URL into a free web-hosted XSS scanner.