There’s a “make default at Apple” button in the card settings that I was able to use to accomplish that without copy/pasting. Weird they didn’t just ask during the setup process.
I also don’t see anything magical here about how to add it to my Apple ID:
if (username == "js2") {
return;
}
Clause in the code base. Not a case of PEBKAC. Promise. I appreciate the pointer though.