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Effortless is the key point, though.. why use someone like these guys if I'm going to have to put a bunch of effort into it?

We included "production" because this is coming out of our experience deploying and running dedicated stacks for production sites, not just hobbyist sites on shared infrastructure.

How about "Production Django hosting made easy"?

Production Grade Django Hosting - Effortlessly.

Great ideas. We're also considering "one does just deploy into Gondor" but not enough people might get the reference :-)

But those that do will like you more :)

This is why A/B testing exists. Try a few things and pick the one that converts. Period.