The physical Apple Card is a case of form over function
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I guess I'll add this to the growing list of recent Apple products that look nice but are overdesigned and under engineered and functionally inferior to the competition.
I guess if you've had an issue that requires a voice call, though, that wouldn't matter. But I was able to resolve my issue in about 2 minutes via iMessages, which was a zillion times better than when I've had to deal with PNC.
This just confirms my feeling lately that I can't afford to be locked into their ecosystem.
The fact that it doesn't have a web interface or any way I can tie it into my financial reporting services/apps is a major turn-off.
My bank is the opposite, they block my card and -don't- notify me until I call in because I notice it. I hate it, but they say that's "for my security".
I suspect only certain levels or types of potential fraud get the "call us" approach.
Underdesigned in this case. When thinking in terms of "designed to fail" this is seriously egregious. Having the most expensive phone with every useless widget you can throw in is one thing, but being forced to show off a shiny but pathetically impossible to maintain product because it would simply break if handled normally is really stretching it to the limits.
This is an example of X-Megacorp making a shitty product and then blaming the consumer for not being willing or able to keep it as a status symbol.
That's why we have so many "awesome" phones out there with cracked up screens. Look around and you can't miss them. Shit products at a premium, when the "lesser" models are clearly better.
What product are you referring to?
My ancient Mac Pro has been awesome, and outlasted the PeeCees I got in the same time period and since, except for one Dell that seems to be a serious overachiever.
My Gen 2 iPod Touch still works, while none of my subsequent iPhones or iPod/iPads do, despite their increasing prettiness.
Every apple device I've purchased outside those two devices have been terrible in terms of quality. They were all awesome on purchase day, but quickly downhill thereafter. Every. one.
For example (I have a few, but will just stick to one), I cannot get over how bad Apple keyboards are. Just look at them the wrong way with a damp cleaning rag in your hand, and they'll never work properly again. Clearly designed to be tossed once they yellow. Meanwhile I have PeeCee keyboards from Y2K era that work just fine and are easily cleaned.
I have this one USB keyboard from an old Power Mac that I treat dearly because it has outlasted the hell out of every other Mac keyboard I've ever owned. They've been the worst keyboards I've ever experienced. No tactile feature or pseudo-technical salespitch makes any one of them a good deal.
The icon markings on that keyboard don't even match what the OS does with them anymore, but I won't part with it as long as I have an Apple computer that needs a keyboard, because the prospect of getting yet another one of their newer models is simply not worth it.
Phew.
Thanks for your comment. It made me laugh and then instantly come face to face with regret.
Let me recommend the Macintosh keyboards from the late 1980s (M0116 and M0115). 30 years later most of them (if they weren’t scrapped sometime) are still working just fine, and are very pleasant to use. The Alps SKCM keyswitches used can get a bit scratchy feeling if they have been sitting out in a dusty place for 20 years, but even in mediocre condition are nicer (and more electrically robust/reliable) than any keyswitches sold at scale today. To get these keyboards requires some kind of ADB -> USB protocol converter, but those aren’t too hard to find.
The various rubber dome USB Mac keyboards sold from 2000–2005 are cheap garbage by comparison.
Also, it's kind of a renaissance of keyboard switches right now. Kaihua is putting out some interesting designs.
I mean if you like them best, certainly your prerogative, just found it interesting.
Cherry MX are much less pleasant, IMO, and also not nearly so electrically reliable. (The Alps SKCM contact mechanism is much more complicated and better sealed. They have an extremely clean electrical signal.)
There was a much bigger variety of available keyboard switches in the 1980s than today.
The short version is that it was similar to yours. Half my transactions were declined for suspected fraud. Most of the time I was able to approve them and retry, but when I booked a non refundable hotel stay in Europe and then had it cancelled on me a couple of days later, the serious downward spiral started. Their chat support was completely incompetent and after literally promising me (I have it in writing, the only good thing about chat support) that I would have no more problems with the card, the next day it was deactivated. Nobody I dealt with ever seemed to understand the concept of fixing a problem, they just kept repeating vague statements about protecting me, without ever addressing my desire to use my card to pay for things, which seemed like the whole point when I signed up for it.
I’ve since given up on it for anything other than buying slurpees at the convenience store.
I mean, you can't have any more problems with a service you don't have!
Perhaps different CC providers have different policies, or maybe this is some Apple thing?
5 years ago - months after the last russia trip, I used the same card to buy a small service from a company in sweden. I'd bought multiple times before - same service, same company for many years - and this was... $9?
Transaction flagged - entire account frozen, without warning or notification (no call or email or text) - marked as 'fraudulent activity'. Without telling me what was going on, several auto payments were declined over the next few days, and it took hours to sort everything out.
Absolutely no rhyme nor reason I can see as to how 'fraud detection' is done.
My Apple card has been blocked for almost a week now and all I'm getting is automated responses.
Is that not what's happening with your card?
Six days later I'm still waiting.
The form of the physical Apple Card is: the form of a credit card. I would argue that it absolutely shouldn't have been a white credit card, given my experience with Simple, but, welp. I'm not sure I'm going to be carrying the damn thing anyway, less out of concern over its pristine Ive White Room-ness than because it only gets me more cash back than my Discover Card does when I pay with it electronically.
If Apple didn't publish this silly-seeming "how to take care of your Apple Card" document, then in a month, pundits would be screaming about how the Apple Card already showed signs of wear and tear, photos of cards showing unremovable leather stains or blue streaks from denim or whatever, and we'd be subject to endless bloviating about how terrible this was or was not. For better or worse, they've opted to front-load the bloviation.
Two major differences though:
- monthly fee
- it is a debit card AFAIK
Still, I would agree that the fee is not worth what you get.
> Still, I would agree that the fee is not worth what you get.
When you say trading is this with regards to currency conversion?
They launched it recently for EU, US and AU IIRC.
Been about 4 months of use, it’s held up incredibly well plus looks striking with the gold, raised embossed lettering of my “signature” (quotes here because I drew my name rather stylized versus using my regular John Hancock) and frequently gets positive inquiry from merchants “nice card what bank is this from?”
[1] https://www.creditcardinsider.com/credit-cards/square-cash-c...
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This is some Happy Fun Ball-level absurdity (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmqeZl8OI2M).
If you are obsessive over the look of your items then you can use the support guide to keep it looking pristine. Otherwise just use it like a normal credit card and understand that a white card is going to discolour over time.
Hell, some banks even use the customization of debit card appearances as a selling point for extra fees.
And yet, not with a single one of these have I ever seen anything warning about the card becoming damaged/discolored/scratched. Indeed, I personally have multiple AmEx cards, as well as the CSR and CSP, and after years of use (and gasp storing them in a leather wallet) there is very minor discoloration on one of them while the rest still look great.
The entire discussion about the appearance of a damn credit card of all things is absurd. It was absurd when every other card issuer did it, but it's even more absurd now that it seems to have been brought to the forefront by the Apple Card.
FWIW I have four different metal cards and have not received this warning with any of them. In the case of the Apple Card, I'd say it's due more to the fact that the card is white than that it's metal.
This doesn't matter. This is the internet outrage machine people are always talking about.
Regardless, I've had mine in jeans with no issue at all.
This is exactly the intended "use case" of the card. The physical card is what sells the Apple Card account. Look at all of the people that signed up (on HN, no less — where everyone knows that XYZ card gives better rewards). Yes, yes 3% back at the Apple Store — it's only logical. Was everyone really itching to make a purchase the Apple Store last week? How many people would sign up if it was a only virtual card?
So the slick card gets people to apply on day one, then for a while, customers carry it and show it to their friends. "Ooooh, Ahhh. Where's the number?" Then (like a lot of metal cards) they decide it would be a lot easier to just use Apple Pay and stash the card somewhere else.
Incidentally, mine is crammed in a leather wallet and looks the same as it did on day one. But I would argue that the function of the physical card is just as much to be somewhat UNdesirable for daily use as it is to be desirable to obtain.
As for the declined charges and customer service, I imagine it's just growing pains (iMessage to opt out of arbitration only took a minute). It does seem like Apple should have a big button in the UI for traveling overseas. Hopefully, they'll evolve to be like Amex and just figure it out — especially since your phone is presumably coming along on the trip.
I'd say the intended use case of the Apple Card is have people using Apple Pay, not swiping/inserting the physical card. I'd bet putting it away in a filing cabinet is exactly what Apple was hoping most would do.
You still see less popular celebrities flashing about their American Express Centurion cards.
But you don't need no credit card to ride this train...
Also, it blows my mind that it doesn't support contactless. First American banks were behind by a decade on chip and pin, now they can't get on board with this either and it's holding back the adoption of contactless credit card POS readers in the USA which is also holding back Apple Pay. Weird choice.
Edit: in a comment much lower down someone mentioned that the fact the card is made out of titanium may have made contactless hard/impossible. That had not occurred to me.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cultofmac.com/646838/americ...
I also purchased a cheap plastic sleeve to keep it in to keep it looking good.
I agree the card looks amazing, it's in stark contrast to the vibrant colors on my other cards. It just doesn't work well with my small leather card case or my iPhone card case (the latter mostly because I can't charge wirelessly).
https://www.amazon.com/Jack-Mason-Black-Leather-Card/dp/B073...
Look at that stark white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has an Apple logo.
I'd say you should always use credit cards, except when it is not possible to use them. Just don't use the _credit_ part. That way you get points and whatever features your card has (purchase protection, price matching, etc).
But, if you can't control spending, just use debit. In fact, the only place I wouldn't use a debit card if I could avoid it is a gas pump (magstripe fraud)
I have not found a credit card UI that helps control spending and budgeting the way that Simple (checking) does. I haven't tried integrating with Mint or others, but the realtime tangible money-moving aspect helps me realize the money and swipes I'm spending are real.
How do you not use the credit part?
In the past, people who paid in full every month were called "deadbeats" by the card issuers because they were far less profitable than those who carried a balance.
But other cards DO have this issue. They look like crap after a while.
I’m done with AmEx after this because I just don’t use the points anymore.
I find the Chase Sapphire to be my most attractive card. I’m canceling that one too though. 2% cash back is where’re it’s at for me from now on.
I got the Apple Card solely for Apple purchases and gas pumps and sketchy web sites. I don’t use gas pumps or sketchy web sites all that often but I’m convinced I’ve been skimmed twice on pumps and it will be nice to have a new number at the tap of a button in the Wallet app.
I actually don’t find the Apple Card very attractive, and don’t like how heavy it is. BTW, you don’t get a physical card by default. I think Apple clearly wants to steer folks to Apple Pay so I have no idea why they put all this effort into the physical card.
That said, my wallet's been accidentally through the wash enough times to lose a lot of the dye in the leather. Maybe it'll be fine!
Millions of people addicted to the vanity of their products that leap at the next opportunity to differentiate themselves from the unwashed masses.
The truly hilarious part is that this newest "product" is just a mechanism to further indebt yourself to the largest corporation on the planet.
Bravo Apple, glad I own your stock.
Three SpaceX rockets landing vertically in unison is a marvel of engineering.
This is a metal credit card.
I keep it in my wallet like any other card and haven't noticed any scrapes/marks on the card or issues swiping.
The Apple card is just taking it to the inevitable extreme.
[1] https://www.reddit.com/r/churning/comments/4zwpvt/psa_your_f...
An odd decision. I’d love to know the reason behind it.
Because no card reader would then be able to use it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO/IEC_7816#7816-2:_Cards_wit...
The function is the form. Let's lay aside the physical design, the Apple card has inferior benefits to most comparable cards and the notification features that Apple seems to think it's pioneering have been available from plenty of other banks for years. I already have my cards in my Apple wallet, I already have an App that tells me exactly what I've spent and when, I even have an App that aggregates all my spending and tells me my budget. As for privacy, it's still a Goldman Sachs mastercard, your spending history is going straight through them and pretending that your spending is private is simply a lie. In fact it's pretty astonishing that Apple is using the Facebook lie of "We don't sell your data" - no you don't sell our data, you sell access to the profiles you create about our habits.
Anyway, this turned into a bit of a rant, but seriously, status symbols don't compete on practicality, they compete on status.
Do you realize that this is pure American Psycho material? In fact the whole paragraph seems almost lifted from this scene:
> This means, if you are like me, and store your credit card in an iPhone case, say goodbye to the ability to charge wirelessly.
Yeah you really shouldn't be doing this with plastic cards as well... Really really shouldn't
The Apple MacBook keyboard is a case of form over function. The Apple TV remote is a case of form over function. Every mouse Apple has released is a case of form over function. ...
Ambiguous orientation (in the dark).
Too easy to press buttons unintentionally.
Also: Trading real Esc and Fn keys for the stupid touchbar; lack of upgradability; trading thinness for reliability; trading thinness for battery life
1. Form is supposed to deliver function. Useless forms are eschewed by the Bauhaus architects of thought.
2. über in some cases is connotated as through, by, per, via, with, eg. "financed through a loan" (über einen Kredit).
3. If one might authoritatively opine that "over" implies a hierarchic priority, this would pervert the idea to a degree.
In sum, I'm not sure what people think of the proverb or what was originally meant. Ironically, the form and function of the phrase are in Bauhaus style.
As an aside I love how I can disable the magstripe on my TransferWise card.
https://thepointsguy.com/2017/04/unboxing-platinum-metal-car...
No relation to the site, just first good hit with details on the card itself, however I still have not found out what kinda of metal it is.
Ultimately I think complaints about the physical card are sort of silly. To be honest, I'm a little surprised Apple included one at all, since the point is to drive businesses in the US to supporting contact-less payments. Of course once they decided to include a physical card, it wasn't going to be a basic plastic card.
So the card does not support contactless payment by itself? Only magnetic strip and chip? I hadn't realised this, but I guess might be difficult to do in metal.
Is it too much to wonder whether making it out of metal is to distract from this missing feature, because they'd prefer you to pay with the phone?
Particularly, no numbers, signature, bank contact info, or NFC.
And yes, they get away with this by pushing wireless payment, number/CVV, and contact onto the phone.
And then if you keep failing to complete it will ask you to insert/swipe a physical card.
It's the Happy Fun Ball of cards. I'm honestly impressed.
Something I noticed immediately when I started carrying it is that it seems to block the signal from my office door key, and I must separate them to open the door.
Two scuff marks have appeared on the magnetic strip, but otherwise there are no cosmetic issues like others have mentioned. Overall, I like it.
Perhaps it should be banned on flights for the paranoid.
The card is supposed to be a conversation piece, not your primary form of payment. Because metal cards have previously been the privilege of the upper classes, Apple's continuing its trend of trying to sell "affordable luxury" by offering this card to basically everyone. It's a promotional tool to get people to sign up for the card, and then start to use Apple Pay more. It's 100% form, and it was _meant_ to be form, this article is kind of missing the point.
With Hive gone things will go back to normal. Obviously he lost it.
If you need to throw money away for status, I can think of far more beneficial ways to do it than a poorly designed payment card that scratches and stains too easily.
Of course, the merchant pays a fee when you use it, and you get some of that back in the form of rewards, so you have to compare how the Apple Card’s reward scheme stacks up against other cards. I’m not an expert, but from what I’ve heard it’s at least decent.
So there’s really no money being thrown away here.
You do know that they increase the default price to compensate for the commission they pay to the banks right?
Ultimately the result is:
- the bank mostly is unaffected because it gets the point it gives you from the merchant
- Merchant increase the price that to compensate for the commission
- you are not affected because whatever you get as points you pay back with the increase in price
- whoever pays cash is paying 3% more which goes mostly to the merchant
https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2019/8/21/20827303/apple-card-...
But you totally can.
Apple just points out that the Apple card, like literally any other card can get scratched or discolored.
Uhh, what?
I'm looking at my wallet of cards right now, all of which I have had for multiple years. I have 2 metal cards, 4 plastic cards. Only one of them, the one that I have had for 3 years, is discolored in any way, and even then the discoloration is minor (its more of a dulling of the shininess, not really discoloration).
Odds are the Apple card would be exactly like your other cards.
Yes they do.
E: Are plastic credit cards really not susceptible to wear or discoloration? Doesn’t match my experience.
It seemed to be mostly about his inability to use the card in his particular sleeve.
What I found was someone who doesn't like metal cards, and didn't realize they would be a problem before signing up for one.