You remind me of the famous "I vitelli dei romani sono belli" [0], which:
1) Is correct Latin
2) Sounds Italian, not Latin
3) In Italian it would mean "God's veals are beautiful"
4) In Latin it actually means "Go, Vitellio, to the sound of war (made by) the roman God"
[0]: https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_vitelli_dei_romani_sono_bell... (didn't find an English version of it)