Raymond Chandler is one of my favorite authors. His mastery of the art of writing is second to none in my opinion. I started with one of the most memorable lines from his works and the end result, with 3 added then's for clarity, was hilariously demonic:

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It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

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He had a white shirt, a dark one. He [then] had a black tie and a pair of black sandals. He was [then] naked and he looked like an elephant. He was [then] dressed as the priestess. He carried a black cross. The priestess held a knife in his hand and he crawled backward down the stairs, his head held high. He crawled backward in a deep, cold sweat. The priestess did not utter a word.