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I think you're misinterpreting the very classic style in which headlines are written.

Subject, Action, important qualifiers.

"Woman's blood turns blue after benzocaine ingestion" is the story. Being treated by doctors is not.

Thanks for summarising, what a poor headline. It's like saying "Man Retrieved From Sea After Dying" [article: man was attacked by a shark].

But then I wouldn't need to read the article to answer the question that pops up into my head.