> auto-signed by registrars, which is security theater
Do you consider Let's Encrypt security theater?
> And after 25 years of pointless effort, no meaningful adoption has occurred; rather, it has been un-adopted from the few places that tried.
For a long time the zone enumeration "problem" plagued DNSSEC. Everybody thought it was a fatal flaw, and it even led to a redesign that added complexity in an attempt to mitigate it. This made DNSSEC seem unnecessarily costly, a potential insecurity, and substantially hurt deployment.
Fast forward two decades and best practice is to put all your corporate resources on the public network, hosted by third parties. The refrain from those advocating for Google and Cloudflare DoH proxies is that organizations should be moving away from hidden domains. Well, if you don't have hidden internal networks and don't care about leaking your subdomains, then DNSSEC is simple and easy to deploy when self-hosting DNS, and a trivial upgrade to DNS hosting providers.
I get that you're a long-term opponent of DNSSEC. Well, I'm a weak opponent of QUIC, especially QUIC outside the kernel. That doesn't mean I don't appreciate and recognize the benefits, or actively try to oppose it. I try not to be inconsistent.
If you think Let's Encrypt is great, and you advocate for centralized DoH, then the major objections to DNSSEC cannot be sustained. That's different than affirmatively advocating for DNSSEC, but I just don't get the fierce opposition. To say that DNSSEC is, on balance, worse for the Internet (e.g. security theater) seems preposterous to me.