Can you explain what you mean by this? I have never heard the term "documentation theater", yet it seems like you're using it pejoratively here. The Microsoft version has a summary of the intended purpose of the class, a brief code snippet showing what its use might look like, images demonstrating the output of using the class, and lists of all available constructors, properties, and methods along with a brief description of each. If this is "documentation theater", please sign me up for more.