I’ve seen devs just run select * from table then filter it and sort it in their own code. Then they complain “the database is slow” when it’s spending all its time shipping gigabytes of data they don’t need to them!
Asking for what you want is considerably faster than saying how you want it done.
I understand this use case, but this is in actual application code!
Forget Da Vinci, the first man to be cloned should be Hadley Wickham