Project Voldemort: A Distributed Database
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A database is a system intended to organize, store, and retrieve large amounts of data easily.
I don't think calling Voldemort is wholly inaccurate, but I suppose you could make the case that it doesn't do the system justice due to the connotation of the word database (which usually makes people think of a SQL database).
But hopefully doesn't provide copies of your data to your enemies by accident.
adj. voldemorted - distributed
ex: "WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA `users` WHERE userID = 9.75"