> The vast majority of gun deaths are consentual (suicide),

~2/3 is a majority, but certainly not a vast majority.

> and don't flagrantly disobey police officers, and I guarantee you'll be completely fine.

Plenty of people are shot by police without flagrantly disobeying police orders. It may reduce your risk, but it does not eliminate it.

> If you disagree with all this, it's probably just not the country for you. You make a good decision staying out.

As a country founded on pluralism, The USA has plenty of room and hospitality to offer those who disagree with you.