clang format can tank performance” would, IMO, not decrease the number of people who click the link, yet remove the clickbait.
This really has nothing to do with clang-format: I only mention that once (twice with an update: where clang format actually helps because it reorders stdlib.h after ctype.h) - it's all about header include order.
I was wondering about this only yesterday - tidying up some C++ and C code. I don't remember any standard that says it's OK to re-order headers, and clearly it can matter a lot.
My takeway would be anything that changes in semantics or performance due to header includes should be considered a bug by the (possibly joint) writers of the involved headers.
clang-format is an innocent victim here. Maybe I should make that clearer.