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That reminds me of the kitchen scene in Jurassic Park: "Unless they figure out how to open doors." :)

In times when I'm in evil-overlord mode, I want to remove all lever-sets and replace them with doorknobs covered in toddler-spinny-thingies.

Doorknobs are not ADA compliant any longer, but if you are on a private island with utah-raptors? knobs.