Giant Android shaped crop circle in the middle of Paris

It's 150 miles from Paris, and it's not a crop circle.

It doesn't even look much like an Android.

It's not Android. It's an iPhone. And yes, if you are thinking that it's an Android you are having less sex than if you think it's an iPhone.

that's not even close to Paris

Nor is it a crop circle. Looks like a sports track to me.

whoosh

Expand please

Actually that's within a stone's throw of the Belgian border.

It's closer to England than Paris