I agree. I’ve been able to do it one time. And I promoted it on HN with a public facing account (this account is pseudo anonymous + my super hero name, if I’d be one).
Worry not!
Run to the highest hill in the vicinity
And call his name out loud...
into the ether of infinity
ONEFUNCMAN!!!
Whatever func you're in or need. He'll save you.
He always does. He's the best, for he is one func man.