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Solution is SS + GOMAD.

Telling people to employ GOMAD is akin to what happened to Cartman in "Weightgain 3000."

Right. Rippetoe is very clear that GOMAD is only intended for underweight 19 year-olds who are trying to add mass.

Which is basically no one in the US these days

"Step 1: Go to Kroger and get yourself a gallon of milk. Gallon of milk a day, do my uppercuts, some kickers, twisters."