The funny thing is that Disney actually could teach a university something, but that's not it. Disney is really good at a few things, like line, crowd, and parking management. Disney could probably make a school's football stadium and parking run better. Disney creates the illusion that they're better than they are by over-maintaining the visible stuff. So they could help create a culture that makes a school look less run-down, like making sure the bathrooms are clean, functional, and never out of supplies. Disney is good at maintaining heating, ventilating, and air conditioning standards. So they could help with indoor air quality.

But "mad about the Mouse" training? No.