Why not simply stream to somewhere live Twitch/YouTube and have them serve the recording offline later on?
WORST—-and I mean WORST—case, could crank out a clone during a hack week.
(And yes, I've seen, and boosted, your Mastodon tirade, and am ... apprehensive in commenting here.)
(they were not, this is a shitpost, they're actually called Merkle trees)
Damned edit window...