Show HN: My Open-Source Portfolio

This is not an Open-source portfolio template (but I guess you could use it for that), it's my portfolio of work in open-source. It's all my own projects, not contributions to other things.

I'm putting it out here with the understanding it will probably attract some snark and hate (that's fine, to be expected here) but with the intent of someone seeing it and going "I wanna hire that guy/fund that guy/sponsor that guy." Veeery unlikely, but there's always a possibility.

Also waiting for the "Who is/wants to be hired" post for March. Where is that? Is that still done here?