Which would be entirely normal for a guy from Manchester. My two front teeth are different shapes and sizes too. We don't really do "cosmetic dentistry" here in the UK, certainly not to the extent it's practised in the US.
Is your face perfectly conformant as well? And your pupils inconsistent sized?
The point of the article isn't that any one of these features is unusual or worth calling out, it's that few people share all the characteristics of an AI generated face.
FWIW, My teeth are a bit irregular and my face might match the eye/ mouth placement from an AI generated face, but my ears and pupils are fine.
Yeah, I was surprised the article made such a big deal about that. My ears are also a little asymmetrical, and Stephen Colbert's [1] are very obviously so.
[1] A famous American comedian with a nightly talk show.