Has anyone with a hairy butt crack had success with bidets?

My limited experience with them in Japan involved an incident that went like this:

- Did a not-so-solid poop and had poo stuck in my ass hair

- Used warm bidet water jet on max pressure for a good minute or two to clean

- Wiped with toilet paper to dry my ass only to discover that it was still far from clean

- Toilet paper disintegrated while wiping so I now had a hairy, pooey and wet butt crack with bits of toilet paper tangled in the hair and shit all over my fingers