(kidding about that last part)
Is Sam a real person or is anybots about to release something amazing?
Actually, I think it's the former, but can't resist a bit of good-natured ribbing... now close that browser and do something productive! ;)
Google says Sam is real.
Programming my witty sense of humor, however, is taking longer. He's been working on it for the last 6 years; and my jokes still fall flat.