Java One Liner - Reading a Text File At Once

"This beats perl by long shot:

Java: FileUtil.getContents("filename") // short but tells you what it does

Perl: <> # yea I know what it does, but really, do you need a non-intuitive built-in operator? And besides this only works for reading from the command line"

It seems that some people are so intent on never learning new things or adopting different languages that they will say "beats by a long shot" when they should say "still doesn't even come close to".