You can almost guarantee that any mention of WASM will include a comment writing it off as just another retread of Java or Flash, and another predicting it will lead to the death of the web. Lisp threads will include tedious discussions about parentheses. Anything to do with web dev will probably have a tangent about how the web was ruined by javascript and advertising. Go? No generics, lame. PHP? The memes about how bad PHP is are endless, and most are still a decade or so out of date.
I will add two more 'HN tropes' in the forms of factions that are out there and tend to show up pretty often.
The Rust Evangelism Strike Force and its close cousin (of which I admit to being a card-carrying member who tries not to be too pedantic / indiscriminate with my strikes) the F# Evangelism Strike Force.
PS: I wonder if there is a recent listicle for Top 50 most common Hacker News comments / memes / tropes ? DDG says not much about it, just surfacing the nGate.com Hacker News weekly stuff.
Also - paywalls. If a site has a paywalls it's all but guaranteed that most of the thread will be consumed by complaints about it.
I found this Hacker News simulator in the archive. You could also look into /r/subredditsimulator for related stuff.