School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods

If it was a real ninja then they wouldn't have seen him!

Nobody ever shut a school down due to a pirate.

Although the RIAA has surely tried.

Not hacker news.

Agreed, am I allowed to flag this one?

Short'n inane.

im in the middle of the structures 08 conference, some important ceo on stage, and im dying laughing due to this. epic epic win.

...then you'll think it is funny if I say the sighting should be noted here http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/sightings.htm ;)