I mean, it’s the first thing that went through my head when I saw the article, but...
We got off of that 60 year old language, and are no longer beholden to IBM!
... to be on a 30 year old language (that few outside of management love), and owe our souls to Oracle.
Yeah, balancing stability and ease of use is hard. The post-Java landscape is pretty fragmented with many more developer friendly options, but it’s hard to know what will still be well supported in 20 years. I like JavaScript - which is also as old as Java, but seems to have aged better - but I understand that it scares the hell out of many developers.
So what do we replace COBOL with?